Tuesday 30 November 2010

My Spelling 'Issues'

Someone just handed me a photocopy with this poem on. It hits the nail on the head as far as my English is concerned.

Spelling

"Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marquees four my revue Miss steaks eye kin Knot Sea

Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My chequer tolled me sew."

(Kindly supplied by Martin Wood)